stupid criminal

This stupid burglar from Portugal tried to break into a small window.  He didn’t get far (like I said, it was a small window) and he got stuck.  He was trapped for several hours in the window and lost his pants in the process (I guess he thought that he could squeeze through better in just his underwear).

He was a bad boy and a good boy:   Bad for attempting to steal but good because he obeyed his momma’s advice and always left home with clean underwear on.  “Jimmy, you never know when you’ll get caught with your pants down while trying to burglarize someone’s home”.

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