stupid criminal story

Idiot Robs Officer At Police Convention

by Spy Gadgets on April 7, 2009

The “dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania” according to a retired police chief was the idiot who attempted to rob him.  As the retired police chief John Comparetto came out of a stall in the men’s room, he found himself face-to-face with some bonehead that had a gun pointed at him and was demanding money.  The stupid criminal didn’t realize that the place he was committing the robbery was at a police officer’s’ [click to continue…]

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Held On $100,000 Bail For Stealing Shrimp

by Spy Gadgets on March 25, 2009

Wanted for crimes in two other states – it was his shoplifting problem that finally threw him jail.

On Monday, the managers at the Market Basket in Salem, New Hampshire apprehended a 46-year-old dumb criminal for shoplifting shrimp from their store. It was found that he was the one responsible for the disappearance of frozen shrimp four other times this month ($500 worth).

Later, the police discovered that [click to continue…]

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Tardy Thief

by Spy Gadgets on February 2, 2009

In a small town in  Pennsylvania, a dumb bank robber sat in his car for about 20 minutes preparing to rob the Citizens & Northern Bank.   At 12:01 p.m. he jumped out of his car wearing an orange ski mask and carrying a shotgun.

The idoit didn’t know that at noon each Thursday, the bank closes. [click to continue…]

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