stupid crimimal stories

Fake Cop Asks For Urine

by Spy Gadgets on September 21, 2009

Michael Gainey was arrested in Pensacola Florida last week for impersonating a law enforcement officer. According to the news release from the sheriff’s office, 30 year old Gainey approached some teenagers in the parking lot of a local convenience store and told them that he was a police officer.  He proceeded to search one of the teens and told another one to take a urine test.

No badge was shown to the teens but they believed that he [click to continue…]

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They Stole The TV & Tried To Sell It Back

by Spy Gadgets on July 27, 2009

Two idiots from Panama City Beach Florida, Joshua Wayne Peters, 17 and Keith Rapheal Bourdreaux, 30, broke-in and burglarized a house in the neighborhood.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Escobar

The victim of the theft called the police after he had been contacted by two men offering to sell him an identical television of the one that was stolen (a 32-inch flat screen) for only $150.  The victim arranged to meet the men and buy the TV in a local parking lot.

Of course, the whole transaction was observed by investigators and [click to continue…]

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Matthew and Laura Eaton appeared on the “Dr. Phil” show this past fall to tell their story about how they shoplift at local stores (their appearance included a video of their three small children accompanying them on their shoplifting binge). They were stupid enough to brag on national TV about how they made over $100,000 shoplifting and selling the stuff on ebay.

Last week, their home was searched by the Secret Service and other authorities (toys, a car and other belongings were seized in the search). While on the Dr. Phil show, they bragged about the “easy money” that they made and [click to continue…]

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