This stupid criminal was scared of a little pastry flying at him! In Deming, New Mexico police said a clerk foiled a would-be robber when she hit him on the back of the head with a package of empanadas (a type of Latin American pastry).
When he grabbed the cash register at Amigo’s Mexican Food Inc. and tried to flee, he didn’t say a word but he dropped the register when the clerk threw the pastry and hit him.
Barbara Orquiz, who owns Amigo’s with her husband, Arnold, said the cord caught when the man tried to take the register.
Arnold Orquiz said the clerk saw him grab it, screamed and got him with the empanadas. Barbara Orquiz said he was covering his head as he ran away.
Two hungry & stupid criminals approached a 19 year old Domino’s pizza driver while he was making a delivery to a home in Columbus Georgia the other night. As he was walking-up to the home, the two idiots demanded money.
When the driver hesitated, one of the crooks pulled a pistol out and pointed it at the driver and said, “Give me the wings”. Fearing for his life, the driver handed-over the food and the morons ran from the scene.
No cash was lost during the robbery and police are on the look-out for a couple of ugly dudes with wing sauce all over their face.
A Radio Shack in Indianapolis, Indiana was robbed at gun point by a stupid criminal that apparently could not keep a grip on the money that he stole. The video shows him enter the store, point the gun at the clerk and demand money. When handed money, he drops it all over the floor. After he gets it all picked-up, he walks outside – and drops the money again!
The smarter criminal would have checked the weather forecast first and not commit a robbery on such a windy day – the poor sap had to chase the down the money outside (or better yet – just put the cash in a bag!).