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Stupid Criminal Leaves Tracks In Snow

by Spy Gadgets on February 1, 2010

Frosty the Snowman
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A 27 year old stupid criminal from New Brunswick, Canada went on a little crime spree.  It was dark outside, early in the morning and nobody was in site – so Mr. Moron decided that it was the perfect time to start breaking-into cars.

He drove his car into a little neighborhood and went house to house and checked each car in every driveway to see if they were unlocked (unknown to him – police were called after he was spotted messing with someone’s car).  He continued on for some time and found several unlocked cars and quickly stole whatever his sticky fingers could get a hold of.  After he looted as much as he could from that neighborhood, he jumped into his car – and drove to the next sub-division and continued his operation.

After some time had passed, police had arrived at the first neighborhood and discovered that in the fresh snow – they found footprints all around the homeowner’s car.  The  snow tracks led police to every car in the neighborhood and right to one set of fresh car tracks in the snow covered road.  Car tracks were followed to the next sub-division to a car parked along the street.

A simple stroll following footprints through a few neighbors yards brought the officers face-to-face with Canada’s newest stupid criminal.  Police said that the thief and stole items out of 43 cars before he was caught (better luck next time Frosty).

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Football Players (In Pads) Tackle Burglars

by Spy Gadgets on January 27, 2010

Stupid criminals ran the wrong way . . .

Hummers & Cigarettes: Stupid Criminals: Laugh of the Day

Stupid Criminals: Laugh of the Day. Hah! This is funny! Two Sacramento Burglary Suspects Flee Into Police Football Game Practice Two burglary suspects chose an extremely bad escape route while allegedly trying to flee from law …

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Nose Bitten Off By Sister

by Spy Gadgets on January 20, 2010

Nose job
Image by Steven Vance via Flickr

27 year old Bobbie Smith from Jonesville, Michigan got into a fight with her older sister Sandra Smith on Sunday.  Bobbie flipped out during the argument, attacked her sister and in the process – bit off some of her nose.  Napoleon township police chief Micheal Curry said that “a significant portion” of Sandra’s nose was bitten off by her sister and that they where able to recover the detached piece (get out the sewing kit!).

A 1931 Michigan law states that “mutilating another person’s nose” is a 10 year felony (double ouch).  Unfortunately for Bobbie, she  didn’t know this particular law (or else she would have bitten off a different body part).

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