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Simon, that smart little chipmunk with glasses was stolen – and the whole crime was captured on a security camera. A movie theater in Gurnee, Illinois (suburb of Chicago) was the scene of the rodent crime.

Three stupid teenagers walked into the movie theater lobby and took a 4 foot tall Simon the Chipmunk. The plastic figure was part of the theater’s display promoting “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel”.

A surveillance video shows the three teens shoving Simon into a car and taking off. Their chipmunk-napping of Simon all fell apart after one of the teens was stupid enough to make a comment online about the crime.

Two 18-year-olds and a 16-year-old were busted for this most disturbing criminal act and police ended-up finding Simon, emotionally shaken but still in good spirits – hidden in a basement of one of the young crooks.

Movie Review | ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel’: Chipmunks Act Like Chipmunks, Not Chipmonks (movies.nytimes.com)
‘Squeakquel’ star chucked TV gig for chance to work (pbpulse.com)
Twice the chipmunks, half the fun in ‘Squeakquel’ (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

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Two hungry & stupid criminals approached a 19 year old Domino’s pizza driver while he was making a delivery to a home in Columbus Georgia the other night. As he was walking-up to the home, the two idiots demanded money.

When the driver hesitated, one of the crooks pulled a pistol out and pointed it at the driver and said, “Give me the wings”. Fearing for his life, the driver handed-over the food and the morons ran from the scene.

No cash was lost during the robbery and police are on the look-out for a couple of ugly dudes with wing sauce all over their face.