Burglary

Naked burglar steals sausages

by Spy Gadgets on February 18, 2011

Image via Wikipedia

A dumb criminal decided to dress in a buff color (I guess you’d call it “naked color”) instead of the usual burglar attire of black when he was caught on video stealing sausage from the kitchen of a retirement home.

Mariners Cove, a retirement home located in Fort Myers, Florida is where surveillance video shows a completely naked man stealing the sausage (that was intended for a pancake breakfast) from the community room.

Apparently, the streaking burglar got in through an unlocked door and police used the video to track down and arrest the 35 year old moron.

Source : http://www.wane.com/dpps/news/strange/video-captures-nude-man-stealing-meat-ob11-jgr_3722368

Burglar kills pet fish: “Can’t leave any witnesses” (boingboing.net)
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Burglar steals cigarettes, threatens employee ()

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Rip Torn Arrested – Drunk With Gun – Celebrity Mug Shots

by Spy Gadgets on February 11, 2010

Rip Torn Mug Shot - 2006

Drunk actor Elmore “Rip” Torn was arrested by the Connecticut State Police for breaking into a bank on Friday night. The Litchfielf Bancorp building was the target of the plastered Torn and while breaking-in, he set off an alarm which notified the authorities. When pounced-on by police, was found to be carrying a loaded revolver (did I happen to mention that he was extremely intoxicated?).

He was charged with carrying a pistol without a permit, carrying a firearm while intoxicated, first-degree burglary, first-degree criminal trespass and third-degree criminal mischief.

78 year old Rip is no stranger to police and the whole arrest experience – in December 2008 – he was arrested for drunken driving and then later escaped from jail.

Before that he was arrested twice in New York for drunk driving in which he was acquitted by a jury in 2004 and plead guilty in 2007 to boozing-it-up behind the wheel.

When not drinking an abundance of alcohol and getting arrested, Rip Torn has a job as an actor. He has had roles in the movie “Dodgeball”, a number of appearances in the NBC comedy “30 Rock”, had a number of Best Supporting Actor Emmy nominations for the HBO sitcom “The Larry Sanders Show” and

many more roles going all the way back to when he had his 1956 film debut in the movie “Baby Doll”.

Rip Torn thought bank was home: court docs (cbc.ca)
Roper’s Lament: Actor Rip Torn Arrested…..Again (grantlawrence.blogspot.com)
Rip’s Daughter Speaks, Torn Up! (perezhilton.com)

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Stupid Pastry Crooks

by Spy Gadgets on February 8, 2010

: Image by elana’s pantry via Flickr

A couple of stupid criminals in Kingsport, Tennessee were found hiding under a truck at the Merita Bread Company late Friday night. 34 year old James Denoon and 18 year old Anthony Stout were in the middle of a Twinkie heist from the bread company and had about $300 worth of Cupcakes, Zingers, Twinkies and other snack cakes stacked on the floor.

When they heard the Sherriff’s department arrive at the building they had broken into – they ran outside and hid under a truck. Once inside the building, the deputies quickly noticed the large pile of snack cakes on the floor and soon found footprints outside in the fresh snow.

Those footprints led the deputies right to Denoon and Stout hiding under the truck (“quick – place these cupcakes over your eyes and maybe they won’t see us!”). They were charged with theft and two counts of auto burglary.