Stupid Criminals Lost Their Keys

Car Keys (courtesy of rocknroll guitar)

Two stupid criminals pulled a real bonehead move in Arcadia, California.  They broke into a car in a shopping mall parking lot and ripped out the stereo.  To make it a fast get-a-way, they parked their car in the spot beside the vandalized vehicle.  With the stolen stereo in their hands, they jumped into their car then suddenly realized that somewhere a long the way that they lost their car keys.  The poor morons were worried that they wouldn’t be on time to their meeting with their favorite crack dealer (I’m assuming that they have several!).

When the owner of the vandalized vehicle returned to his car, he first noticed his smashed dashboard, then saw that his stereo was missing.  While looking his car over to see what all was stolen, he found a set of keys sitting on his front seat that wasn’t his and then noticed two suspicious looking freaks in the next car.

When police got there, the two suspicious men where gone.  The officers then clicked the remote control on the found keys and the suspect’s car began to chirp.  The two stupid criminals where found at the mall’s security shack (they were asking mall security guards if anyone had found and turned in their missing keys).  They were arrested and jailed on charges of burglary (and stupidity).

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