Golf Trip (Photo courtesy of striatic)
In England, a German “tourist” that said he was on a golf holiday, showed up at customs with a golf bag and was going on and on about his golf game. When the customs official asked about his handicap, he got suspicious.
Apparently the German didn’t know what a “handicap” was (“injured ankle?”) and when the official asked him to demonstrate his swing, he did it backwards. The golf bag was loaded with narcotics.
