Held On $100,000 Bail For Stealing Shrimp

by Spy Gadgets on March 25, 2009

Wanted for crimes in two other states – it was his shoplifting problem that finally threw him jail.

On Monday, the managers at the Market Basket in Salem, New Hampshire apprehended a 46-year-old dumb criminal for shoplifting shrimp from their store. It was found that he was the one responsible for the disappearance of frozen shrimp four other times this month ($500 worth).

Later, the police discovered that the man was wanted in Oklahoma for drug trafficking and in Massachusetts on a larceny charge. He now he gets to add the impressive title of “Professional Shrimp Shoplifter” to his resume – (well, maybe in 2-3 years after he’s released and goes job hunting).


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