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RC Flying Frosty the Snowman
The modern Snowman has really evolved! He flies unlike any snowball you’ve ever thrown. That’s because you control his every move with the gnarly remote control. He charges attached to the remote then lifts up to take over the winter sky and into space. Wow, who would of thought of an astronaut Snowman? Birds, planes and flying insects will be super jealous of this world wonder. Be like Frosty and keep your carrots to yourselves, don’t use him as a flying pest. Includes: – One Snowman per order. – One remote control. Charging time:20-30min Flying time:4-6mins Battery for the helicopter 3.6V50MAH NI-MH (included) Requires 6 x AA Batteries for the transmitter (not included)…
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Giant Gummy Snake
We hate Snakes at Stupid.com but we LOVE this Snake more than anything! This delicate and slimy guy is covered in fruity pebble jellies and boy oh boy are our mouths watering. This Snake is perfect for parties, as a decoration, or a gift. He doesn’t even need a terrarium or need to be fed. If there was a pit of these Gummy Snakes, we’d be begging to swim in it and we’re pretty sure you’ll be too. He’s approximately 24″ long….
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Lil’ Smoochers Cinnamon Candy
Kissing Season is in full swing and there’s no doubt you’re jumping for joy. Go ahead and kiss your honey, dog, grocery store clerk, paper boy and everybody else! Of course, Kissing gets tiring and that’s why these Lil’ Smoochers Cinnamons are gonna make loving so much easier. With fresh breath and a tin full of treats you can pass out these Smooches and save yourself some lip strain. Pucker up but don’t pucker out. -Each 3″ x 1-3/8″ x 1/2″ (7.6 cm x 3.5 cm x 1.3 cm), tin contains about 32 LIP-SHAPED candies….
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Smoke Bombs
Smoke up your atmosphere in bright, bold colors. These multi-colored Smoke Bombs smell like burnt corn but have an amazing Smoke display for all to behold. We love to hold our weekly meetings in a cloud of Smoke Bombs because it really accentuates the mood lighting. – Must be 18 or older to handle these products. Involves fire, dangerous for use without supervision. – The fuse must be lit to activate the Smoke. – Multi-colors per order….
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Smiley Face Ear Muffs
Brighten up the coldest day with these ultra bright and ultra Stupid Smiley Face Earmuffs. People will be all smiles too when they gaze into yours. You may even be inspired to start a Happiness revolution. Break out lollipops and dayglo outfits to spread love and happiness around the globe! When your movement goes worlwide, be sure to thank us. These soft, plush Earwarmers are so comfortable you will want to leave them on forever, and with the easy adjustable headband you probably will….
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Valentine Smell-O-Grams
The good old fashioned paper Valentine cards are a thing of the past. These Valentines are a card, necklace, pencil, and box of candy all in one! Lunacy, you say? Yes, 100%. Open the Valentine tube to reveal a scented pencil that would make Cupid give up his day job. You’ll also find a chain in the tube that connects to the top heart pendant and becomes a Valentine necklace! You can write “to” and “from” on the heart and perhaps a little note if you’re a handwriting Mcgyver.. – One Scent-o-gram per package. – Each Scent-o-gram includes: – One pencil – One necklace – Choose from 5 different flavors. – Pencils are made from 100% recycled newspaper and scented with deliciously potent fragrance. – Not edible. …
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Barrel O’ Slime
Ooze your Daddy? This Barrel O’ Slime of course! Available in several colors but your color will be a surprise. One Barrel-O-Slime offers a wet and slimy, non-toxic experience that comes off clean. 50g containers are suitable for age 5 years and up. Each Barrel-O-Slime is 8cm high, 5.5cm wide….
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Slang Flashcards
Feeling a lil’ outdated from modern discourse? Clearly you need a Slang attack! These super fresh, Slang Flashcards have what it takes to keep you on point and rollin’ deeper than any other triflin’ busta. You’ll be all gully and flowin’ like guap smooth soldier. Get out of the gutter and get your swagger on homie. – 50 Flashcards in each pack. – Each card features a definition, illustration, and characteristic sample phrase using the term….
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Skull Tavern Corkscrew
This ultra cool Corkscrew Opener is dangerously unique. People will be trying to get their hands on it every chance they get. The skeleton hand isn’t there for just any Stupid reason. Wine tastes excellent at Skull Tavern but since you can’t get there…alive, you can take a piece home with you. This ornamental corkscrew opener is made of stainless steel and resin, all created with detail in mind….
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Mini Jawa Santa Statue
Jawa has come to wish you Happy Holidays so welcome him into your home and life. Don’t judge him from his heavy cloak, bandaged face, tiny stature, or screechy voice. He is a spiritual being and a wondrous gift to all. He just wants a little love and commitment, is that too much to ask for? His glittering yellow eyes will mesmerize you as he nods back and forth. He holds a training remote and a red and green gift box. As a staple of Star Wars iconography, Jawa is a testament to the power of Star Wars in our culture and in our hearts….
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