Drunk 4 Year Old

A drunk 4 year old in Chattanooga, Tennessee was found roaming the streets at night. His mother said that the reason for his drunken crime spree was to go to jail to be like his daddy (stupid criminals produce stupid criminals).

While roaming the neighborhood, he had broken into a neighbor’s house (and opened up some Christmas presents). When he was found, he had a partial can of Bud Lite in his hand and was wearing a girl’s dress. While being interviewed about the incident, the boy’s 21 year old mother said, “Kids just do these things – you know?”.