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A young and stupid criminal named Corey Christian Adams from West Chester, PA gave a drunk and passed-out woman a ride home.  Thinking that he had the perfect opportunity to “get himself a little action” . . . he took the woman to her home – that’s when she woke-up to find Adams cutting her pants off with a knife.

Adams ignored her requests to stop raping her and when the crime was finished, she immediately called police.  The stupid moron thought that he could just have her killed to avoid any trouble with the law – so he did what any normal idiot would do:  he posted a job offer on Facebook for someone to kill her for $500 bucks!

The victim spotted the status update on Facebook and showed it to police while reporting the incident.  After they had her to call Adams to ask him why he did it, he again went right to Facebook and made the following post on his account:

“I need this girl knocked off right now.”

He now faces 11 to 22 years in prison after agreeing to a plea agreement on charges he used Facebook to try to hire a hit man to kill.

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Stupid criminals are everywhere – you just might run into one at your local Walmart.  Here’s a video of  a guy that goes crazy and grabs a bat from the sporting goods department.  He walks over to the electronics area and starts smashing-in all of the flat screen TVs  (hey moron, that’s not the way to go about getting a “scratch and dent” discount).

By the time he was all done, 29 TV’s worth over $22,000 were destroyed and he earned himself a no-expense vacation to the local jail.

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This guy was mad about the gas station’s pre-pay policy.  So mad in fact that he got into his SUV and drove it right through the front window of the gas station’s convenience store.  The best part of the video was not when he smashed-through the window and into the store – it was when he ran out of the SUV and was tasered by police.

He’s being charged with attempted murder.

Listen close – you gotta love-it when the moron screams (while the volts surge into his stupid body!).

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Al Gore, the global warming hoax creator ,  inventor of the internet (sure) and former Vice President of the United States (What – he was actually in charge of something?) was carved into a block of ice .  The block of ice was on display in Fairbanks, Alaska (could have been on display in Florida with the temperatures there this week) on a street coroner to encourage debate into the global warming issue (I mean global warming hoax!).

Sorry – with this post titled as  “Al Gore On Ice” – I hope that you didn’t expect to read & see a video about an Al Gore ice skating show!

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McDonalds has had their share of stupid criminals lately.  Take this crazy customer from Kansas City, Missouri for example:

She loves hamburgers and she likes them a certain way (if you mess-up it up – you better run for cover). This video shows her going on a rampage over a burger that wasn’t to her satisfaction.  Employees had offered to replace her hamburger, but the woman refused and demanded her money back.

The she threw a sign and then a bucket of water over the counter.  She then pushed over a glass display case and three cash registers.  Her little freak-out caused thousands of dollars in damage (Hamburglar would be proud!)

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Christmas snow or spring-time rain – it doesn’t matter what the weather conditions are for this moron.  Watch this idiot mow his lawn even though there’s several inches of snow on the ground.  He may not exactly be a stupid criminal but don’t you think that it should be against the law to spend too much time on yard work?  Got neighbors like this?

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In this stupid criminal video, the caller dials 911 to report a drunk driver she spots on the road.  The drunk driver was her.   “The idiot driving the car I’m in is all over the road and must be drunk – I better call 911!”