Worlds Dumbest

Stupid Criminal Tried To Use Facebook To Hire Hit Man

by Spy Gadgets on February 14, 2011

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A young and stupid criminal named Corey Christian Adams from West Chester, PA gave a drunk and passed-out woman a ride home. Thinking that he had the perfect opportunity to “get himself a little action” . . . he took the woman to her home – that’s when she woke-up to find Adams cutting her pants off with a knife.

Adams ignored her requests to stop raping her and when the crime was finished, she immediately called police. The stupid moron thought that he could just have her killed to avoid any trouble with the law – so he did what any normal idiot would do: he posted a job offer on Facebook for someone to kill her for $500 bucks!

The victim spotted the status update on Facebook and showed it to police while reporting the incident. After they had her to call Adams to ask him why he did it, he again went right to Facebook and made the following post on his account:

“I need this girl knocked off right now.”

He now faces 11 to 22 years in prison after agreeing to a plea agreement on charges he used Facebook to try to hire a hit man to kill.

PA Teen Admits To Trying To Hire Hitman On Facebook (huffingtonpost.com)
West Chester teen faces prison after trying to hire hit man on Facebook (pennlive.com)
Chester County man admits rape, soliciting murder (philly.com)
Teen Who Tried Hiring Hit Man Through Facebook Has Accepted Plea Deal (dreamindemon.com)

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Stupid Criminal Smashes 29 TV’s With Bat At Walmart

by Spy Gadgets on February 24, 2010

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Stupid criminals are everywhere – you just might run into one at your local Walmart. Here’s a video of a guy that goes crazy and grabs a bat from the sporting goods department. He walks over to the electronics area and starts smashing-in all of the flat screen TVs (hey moron, that’s not the way to go about getting a “scratch and dent” discount).

By the time he was all done, 29 TV’s worth over $22,000 were destroyed and he earned himself a no-expense vacation to the local jail.

Walmart shopper takes a bat to 29 TVs, lobbies to join Braves’ spring training squad (engadget.com)
Wal-Mart buys Web video company Vudu (macworld.com)

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Mad Gas Pumper Crashes SUV Through Store

by Spy Gadgets on February 12, 2010

This guy was mad about the gas station’s pre-pay policy. So mad in fact that he got into his SUV and drove it right through the front window of the gas station’s convenience store. The best part of the video was not when he smashed-through the window and into the store – it was when he ran out of the SUV and was tasered by police.

He’s being charged with attempted murder.

Listen close – you gotta love-it when the moron screams (while the volts surge into his stupid body!).