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A young and stupid criminal named Corey Christian Adams from West Chester, PA gave a drunk and passed-out woman a ride home.  Thinking that he had the perfect opportunity to “get himself a little action” . . . he took the woman to her home – that’s when she woke-up to find Adams cutting her pants off with a knife.

Adams ignored her requests to stop raping her and when the crime was finished, she immediately called police.  The stupid moron thought that he could just have her killed to avoid any trouble with the law – so he did what any normal idiot would do:  he posted a job offer on Facebook for someone to kill her for $500 bucks!

The victim spotted the status update on Facebook and showed it to police while reporting the incident.  After they had her to call Adams to ask him why he did it, he again went right to Facebook and made the following post on his account:

“I need this girl knocked off right now.”

He now faces 11 to 22 years in prison after agreeing to a plea agreement on charges he used Facebook to try to hire a hit man to kill.

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These two morons used their body fat to shoplift $2,600 worth of merchandise from a TJ Maxx store.  Here’s just an example of what they had stuffed into their fat rolls:  four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves.  One of the “overfat” ladies had three boots concealed underneath her breasts and bra!

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Stupid criminals are everywhere – you just might run into one at your local Walmart.  Here’s a video of  a guy that goes crazy and grabs a bat from the sporting goods department.  He walks over to the electronics area and starts smashing-in all of the flat screen TVs  (hey moron, that’s not the way to go about getting a “scratch and dent” discount).

By the time he was all done, 29 TV’s worth over $22,000 were destroyed and he earned himself a no-expense vacation to the local jail.

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A Radio Shack in Indianapolis, Indiana was robbed at gun point by a stupid criminal that apparently could not keep a grip on the money that he stole.  The video shows him enter the store, point the gun at the clerk and demand money.  When handed money, he drops it all over the floor.  After he gets it all picked-up, he walks outside – and drops the money again!

The smarter criminal would have checked the weather forecast first and not commit a robbery on such a windy day – the poor sap had to chase the down the money outside (or better yet – just put the cash in a bag!).

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Enough of the stupid criminals – here’s a video about a some stupid animals.  Watch as a deer breaks into a hotel and as a pig and some cats entertain people . . .

The stupid criminal in this video spots some packages in front of some one’s home.  She gets out of her car, looks around and quickly walks-up to the front door.  With a boy being used as a look-out, the thieves make-off with a couple of boxes.

You’ll think twice about it next time you’re mailing anything and the post office lady says, “Do you want insurance with that?”

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This guy was mad about the gas station’s pre-pay policy.  So mad in fact that he got into his SUV and drove it right through the front window of the gas station’s convenience store.  The best part of the video was not when he smashed-through the window and into the store – it was when he ran out of the SUV and was tasered by police.

He’s being charged with attempted murder.

Listen close – you gotta love-it when the moron screams (while the volts surge into his stupid body!).

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Back on August 28th, a stupid criminal named Jonathan Parker from Pennsylvania broke into a home to steal and make a little burglary profit.  He found two rings valued at more than $3,500 and quickly stuck them in his pocket.  While still in the home, he saw the victim’s computer and the temptation to log onto his Facebook account was just too irresistible – so he did (and probably played a little FarmTown in the process).

When the homeowner arrived to the residence, she immediately found the signs of a window break-in and called police.  She then discovered that the moronic burglar had turned her computer on and had logged into his Facebook account – and had not signed-off (now that’s what you call a “Smooth Criminal“!).

After his quick arrest, it was later learned that the homeowner and Parker were connected through acquaintances and had even asked some of his friends to go on the burglary with him (and probably posted it to all his friends on Facebook).  He still is in police custody and is facing one to ten years prison time the brilliant crime job.

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27 year old Bobbie Smith from Jonesville, Michigan got into a fight with her older sister Sandra Smith on Sunday.  Bobbie flipped out during the argument, attacked her sister and in the process – bit off some of her nose.  Napoleon township police chief Micheal Curry said that “a significant portion” of Sandra’s nose was bitten off by her sister and that they where able to recover the detached piece (get out the sewing kit!).

A 1931 Michigan law states that “mutilating another person’s nose” is a 10 year felony (double ouch).  Unfortunately for Bobbie, she  didn’t know this particular law (or else she would have bitten off a different body part).

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A father from London, England wanted to make his 14 year old son’s birthday special.  He already bought him that Nintendo Wii video game system last year and he got him that bike he wanted so badly the year before.  What would he get him this year?  He brainstormed ideas and came up with the perfect present for his son and did what any loving father would do -  he set out to get him his very own hooker.

Pimp Daddy-o drove his son to the red-light district of Nottingham and told him to pick out the prostitute that he wanted.  According to prosecutors, as the father was driving past one particular “street walker”, he pointed to the woman and asked his son, “will she do?”.  The boy said, “yes”, while steaming-up the car windows a bit more.  They then pulled over to set-up the deal with the hooker.  Not only did the father have bad judgement in this whole ordeal but the son had bad judgement in discerning the differance between an undercover cop and an actual prostitute.

A Nottingham Crown Court judge decided to spare good ole dad any jail time (which gave him plenty of time to shop for that perfect case of hard liquor for Billy’s Easter basket).  The judge said, “he did not mean any harm to his son” and allowed the boy to continue living with his father.  (If you could throw someone in jail for just being stupid – this ‘father of the year’ would have a life sentence!).

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