Robbery

Stupid Criminals Rob For Chicken Wings

by Spy Gadgets on February 27, 2010

Two hungry & stupid criminals approached a 19 year old Domino’s pizza driver while he was making a delivery to a home in Columbus Georgia the other night. As he was walking-up to the home, the two idiots demanded money.

When the driver hesitated, one of the crooks pulled a pistol out and pointed it at the driver and said, “Give me the wings”. Fearing for his life, the driver handed-over the food and the morons ran from the scene.

No cash was lost during the robbery and police are on the look-out for a couple of ugly dudes with wing sauce all over their face.

Snow helps sales rise at Domino’s (telegraph.co.uk)
Domino’s Pizza Sees Strong UK eCommerce Sales in 2009…up 40.4% (pindebit.blogspot.com)
Can Domino’s Turn Around Their Cardboard Reputation? (rohitbhargava.typepad.com)

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Convenience Store Bans Ski Masks

by Spy Gadgets on February 25, 2010

A convenience store manager from Missoula, Montana got tired of being robbed by stupid criminals. Besides the typical “no shoes, no shirt, no service” policy that most stores display at their entrance, store manager Joe Salisbury added a couple more rules to the dress code list – “no hoodies and no ski masks”.

Over the past couple of weeks, Salisbury said that on several occasions, criminals wearing hoodies ran into the store and stole cases of beer – sometimes coming back a couple of times wearing the same sweat shirt (smart).

It was after this that he included the hoodie ban on the sign and since there was extra room, he added “no ski masks” also. It just might keep the stupid criminals from robbing the place (of course that depends if they can read or not).

St. John’s store robbed at knifepoint (cbc.ca)
Grocery Store Beer Sales Bill Moves out Of Committee For First Time Ever (huffingtonpost.com)
KIRO TV: Clyde Hill man assaulted by home invasion robbers (seattlepi.com)

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Bank Robbers Caught By GPS In Stolen Cash

by Spy Gadgets on January 25, 2010

GPS Currency Tracker

Stupid criminals are no match for today’s technology. Take these three stupid criminals for example: Timothy Rucker,33, Phillip Griffen, 31, and Brandon Barnes, 25, walked into the TCF Bank on December 30th with their faces concealed. One of them pointed a gun at a teller and demanded cash (I guess the other two idiots where along just for the fun of it).

The teller quickly gathered-up some cash and put it in a bag for them. What they didn’t realize – was that besides the bag containing about $9000 – it also contained a thin and flexible GPS tracking device hidden among the bills.

All three were arrested about an hour after the robbery. The signal from the device led police right to the home of one of the suspect’s parents where all three morons were hiding-out. (I should have guessed it – grown men living in their parent’s basement = losers).