A dumb criminal decided to dress in a buff color (I guess you’d call it “naked color”) instead of the usual burglar attire of black when he was caught on video stealing sausage from the kitchen of a retirement home.
Mariners Cove, a retirement home located in Fort Myers, Florida is where surveillance video shows a completely naked man stealing the sausage (that was intended for a pancake breakfast) from the community room.
Apparently, the streaking burglar got in through an unlocked door and police used the video to track down and arrest the 35 year old moron.
A young and stupid criminal named Corey Christian Adams from West Chester, PA gave a drunk and passed-out woman a ride home. Thinking that he had the perfect opportunity to “get himself a little action” . . . he took the woman to her home – that’s when she woke-up to find Adams cutting her pants off with a knife.
Adams ignored her requests to stop raping her and when the crime was finished, she immediately called police. The stupid moron thought that he could just have her killed to avoid any trouble with the law – so he did what any normal idiot would do: he posted a job offer on Facebook for someone to kill her for $500 bucks!
The victim spotted the status update on Facebook and showed it to police while reporting the incident. After they had her to call Adams to ask him why he did it, he again went right to Facebook and made the following post on his account:
“I need this girl knocked off right now.”
He now faces 11 to 22 years in prison after agreeing to a plea agreement on charges he used Facebook to try to hire a hit man to kill.
I’m always amused when stupid criminals give themselves away – especially when they’re dumb enough to dial 911. I read a story today from our friends at the Huffington Post about a 21 year old moron from Farmington, Connecticut named Robert Michelson who called 911 to ask how much trouble he could get into for his pot plant.
When the 911 operator asked Michelson if the call was life-threatening or if a crime was in progress, he responded by saying, “Possibly a crime in progress”. Of course he was calling from his home phone so it didn’t take long for the narcotics officers to show up at his house to find paraphernalia his pot plant.
