by Spy Gadgets on January 30, 2010
Joshua Alger from Colorado Springs, Colorado took his two children to McDonald’s for a happy meal and a little fun in the play area. It was a great day to spend time with the kiddies except for one problem – Dad was too liquored-up to stay conscious and watch the kids play.
The Colorado Springs police were called to take care of the passed-out drunken Daddy and by the time the police got there – he came-to, became violent and had to be subdued with a taser.
During the scuffle, Alger ordered his children to attack the officers and to “bite their faces off” (if the kids were still hungry, I guess he should have ordered the big-kid sized McNuggets).
With a previous arrest warrent for failing to appear in court on a charge of obstructing the police – he now faces charges of second-degree assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, marijuana possession (and of course, the typical charge that all drunk dudes get while being arrested at Micky D’s – public urination in the Ronald McDonald ball pit!).
by Spy Gadgets on January 10, 2010
Image via Wikipedia
Store Window Courtesy Of Randy Son Of Robert
A 30 year old man from Wyandotte, Michigan was drinking a little more than he should have and thought that it would be fun to start smashing things. It was while he was walking past Al Petri & Sons Bicycle shop in Lincoln Park, Michigan, when he spotted the store’s front windows.
Standing in front of the store, he decided to unleash some of his best Jackie Chan moves and completely kicked-in one window and cracked two more. He was arrested a short while later after two 911 calls came in, giving his description. According to police, he confessed to the crime, saying: “Man, I kicked the (expletive) out of those windows. I don’t know why I do such stupid (expletive).” (My best guess would be – because you’re a complete moron!).
by Spy Gadgets on November 23, 2009
Stupid Criminals - Marijuana (Photo courtesy of warrantedarrest)
21-year-old Calvin Hoover of Salem, Oregon had a big problem (several of them actually) on his hands. First of all, someone had broken into his truck and stole his jacket and some of his cash. Then, he really got mad when he realized that in the pocket of the stolen jacket was where he put his big bag of marijuana.
The night was not going well for Hoover. He had just left the bar where he dropped a bunch of money on all the hard liquor that his stupid bloodstream could handle – then he found that his weed was gone. So he did what any totally wasted idiot would do – he called 911 to report the theft of his precious marijuana.
While waiting for the police, [click to continue…]
![Reblog this post [with Zemanta]](http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=53619823-8324-4da0-9554-a63336c35f84)
![Reblog this post [with Zemanta]](http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=ec330b6f-8629-42cd-964b-02dfbe0cbc70)
