by Spy Gadgets on March 24, 2011
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Not only was Donald Wolfe drunk and stupid, he apparently was an extreme animal lover. Pennsylvania police arrested Wolfe after he was seen along a highway trying to resuscitate a dead possum.
The Punxsutawney state police said that several people witnessed the 55 year old Wolfe trying to bring the roadkill back to life. It is not clear at this time exactly what the method was that he was using to try to revive the possum (CPR, defribrillater – I’m guessing there was mouth to mouth contact happening here).
Most likely, he was so drunk that he thought he spotted local celebrity ‘Punxsutawney Phil’ along the road – he was just doing what any good citizen would do.
by Spy Gadgets on March 7, 2011
Debra Oberlin – the former president of the Gainesville, Florida MADD (Mothers against drunk driving) was arrested with driving drunk. The 48 year old Oberlin registered a .234 and .239 on breath alcohol tests when Florida’s legal limit for driving is .08 – three times the legal limit.
She was spotted by police on February 18th a little after 1 am. Her car was swerving and crossing lanes and when she was pulled over and got out of her car, the smell of alcohol and her blood shot eyes gave it away.
Gainesville’s MADD chapter existed for several years in the 1990s before closing in 1996 because of lack of financial support (and more importantly – lack of leadership).
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by Spy Gadgets on January 10, 2011
A stupid (and drunk) criminal in Wilmington, Delaware had to call 911 to have the cops free him from the house he broke into. I guess I should clarify a bit – he was stupid when he broke into the home, and got drunk while inside it!
That’s right, when 44 year old John Finch broke into a home back in April – it inspired the homeowner to change all the locks so that a key was necessary – even from the inside. When he broke into the home again this past week (while no one was home), Finch stayed there for a couple days – drinking three bottles of gin and two bottles of whiskey.
When he tried to leave, he was too drunk to climb back out of the window he came in from. So he did what any sensible person would do when they’re in trouble – call 911!
