Big boobs was what she wanted – jail time was what she got!
29 year old Shatarka Nuby opened five credit card in the name of a college student. She used the cards to charge-up approximately $20,000 for a boob job.
She said that the theft was necessary because her current implants were giving her problems. Nuby was sentenced to two and a half years in federal prison after pleading guilty to aggravated identity theft as well as credit card fraud. She is facing as many as seven years in a federal penitentiary.
It was not known whether or not her new boobs were confiscated by police.
These two morons used their body fat to shoplift $2,600 worth of merchandise from a TJ Maxx store. Here’s just an example of what they had stuffed into their fat rolls: four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the “overfat” ladies had three boots concealed underneath her breasts and bra!
This stupid criminal was scared of a little pastry flying at him! In Deming, New Mexico police said a clerk foiled a would-be robber when she hit him on the back of the head with a package of empanadas (a type of Latin American pastry).
When he grabbed the cash register at Amigo’s Mexican Food Inc. and tried to flee, he didn’t say a word but he dropped the register when the clerk threw the pastry and hit him.
Barbara Orquiz, who owns Amigo’s with her husband, Arnold, said the cord caught when the man tried to take the register.
Arnold Orquiz said the clerk saw him grab it, screamed and got him with the empanadas. Barbara Orquiz said he was covering his head as he ran away.
