February 2010

Stupid Criminals Rob For Chicken Wings

by Spy Gadgets on February 27, 2010

Two hungry & stupid criminals approached a 19 year old Domino’s pizza driver while he was making a delivery to a home in Columbus Georgia the other night. As he was walking-up to the home, the two idiots demanded money.

When the driver hesitated, one of the crooks pulled a pistol out and pointed it at the driver and said, “Give me the wings”. Fearing for his life, the driver handed-over the food and the morons ran from the scene.

No cash was lost during the robbery and police are on the look-out for a couple of ugly dudes with wing sauce all over their face.

Snow helps sales rise at Domino’s (telegraph.co.uk)
Domino’s Pizza Sees Strong UK eCommerce Sales in 2009…up 40.4% (pindebit.blogspot.com)
Can Domino’s Turn Around Their Cardboard Reputation? (rohitbhargava.typepad.com)

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Convenience Store Bans Ski Masks

by Spy Gadgets on February 25, 2010

A convenience store manager from Missoula, Montana got tired of being robbed by stupid criminals. Besides the typical “no shoes, no shirt, no service” policy that most stores display at their entrance, store manager Joe Salisbury added a couple more rules to the dress code list – “no hoodies and no ski masks”.

Over the past couple of weeks, Salisbury said that on several occasions, criminals wearing hoodies ran into the store and stole cases of beer – sometimes coming back a couple of times wearing the same sweat shirt (smart).

It was after this that he included the hoodie ban on the sign and since there was extra room, he added “no ski masks” also. It just might keep the stupid criminals from robbing the place (of course that depends if they can read or not).