January 2010

Football Players (In Pads) Tackle Burglars

by Spy Gadgets on January 27, 2010

Stupid criminals ran the wrong way . . .

Hummers & Cigarettes: Stupid Criminals: Laugh of the Day

Stupid Criminals: Laugh of the Day. Hah! This is funny! Two Sacramento Burglary Suspects Flee Into Police Football Game Practice Two burglary suspects chose an extremely bad escape route while allegedly trying to flee from law …

New neighborhood blog follows crime (phinneywood.com)
Crime drops 8% despite recession (guardian.co.uk)
Man chases North Seattle car prowler, cops make arrest (seattlepi.com)

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Gary Coleman – Arrested On small Charge Of Domestic Violence

by Spy Gadgets on January 26, 2010

Gary Coleman Mug Shot

Gary Coleman, the former child star from popular T.V. series ‘Diff’rent Strokes‘, was arrested on Sunday for domestic violence (What you talkin bout Willis!?). Arrested in Sanaquin, Utah, Coleman was booked into the Utah County jail about 1:30 p.m. on one count of domestic assault. (the warrent for his arrest actually came from little old Gary missing a court date).

Coleman is still in jail at the moment and is working on posting the bail of $1,725 (Gary blew all of his money years ago).

In July of last year, Coleman’s wife, Shannon Price was arrested on a domestic violence charge. She had locked Coleman out of their house after she freaked-out on him and in the process tore apart the house and trashed furniture, clothes and more. Price dropped the F-bomb on police and Coleman multiple times during her arrest (sounds lovely – doen’t she?).

Gary Coleman probably unleased a re-run of his own version of ‘Diff’rent Strokes’ to the side of his lovely bride’s noggin! Since he’s short (no pun intended) on cash, he should have charged admission to that fight – it would’ve been better than midget wrestling!

Gary Coleman Hospitalized: Pray For Mojo! (manolith.com)
Midgets Vs. Mascots (manolith.com)
Gary Coleman Is Still A Little Ball Of Rage (dlisted.com)

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Bank Robbers Caught By GPS In Stolen Cash

by Spy Gadgets on January 25, 2010

GPS Currency Tracker

Stupid criminals are no match for today’s technology. Take these three stupid criminals for example: Timothy Rucker,33, Phillip Griffen, 31, and Brandon Barnes, 25, walked into the TCF Bank on December 30th with their faces concealed. One of them pointed a gun at a teller and demanded cash (I guess the other two idiots where along just for the fun of it).

The teller quickly gathered-up some cash and put it in a bag for them. What they didn’t realize – was that besides the bag containing about $9000 – it also contained a thin and flexible GPS tracking device hidden among the bills.

All three were arrested about an hour after the robbery. The signal from the device led police right to the home of one of the suspect’s parents where all three morons were hiding-out. (I should have guessed it – grown men living in their parent’s basement = losers).