Joshua Alger from Colorado Springs, Colorado took his two children to McDonald’s for a happy meal and a little fun in the play area. It was a great day to spend time with the kiddies except for one problem – Dad was too liquored-up to stay conscious and watch the kids play.
The Colorado Springs police were called to take care of the passed-out drunken Daddy and by the time the police got there – he came-to, became violent and had to be subdued with a taser.
During the scuffle, Alger ordered his children to attack the officers and to “bite their faces off” (if the kids were still hungry, I guess he should have ordered the big-kid sized McNuggets).
With a previous arrest warrent for failing to appear in court on a charge of obstructing the police – he now faces charges of second-degree assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, marijuana possession (and of course, the typical charge that all drunk dudes get while being arrested at Micky D’s – public urination in the Ronald McDonald ball pit!).
Chris Jericho & Greg Helms Mug Shot
Chris Jericho and fellow WWE wrestler Gregory “Hurricane” Helms were arrested at a Kentucky gas station around 5 a.m. on Wednesday (January 27, 2010).
Police responded to a 911 call from a cab driver about men fighting in his cab. Police reported that once they arrived at the gas station where the cab driver pulled into, they learned that Helms had struck Jericho – along with two other passengers in the cab (one of which was fellow WWE wrestler Matt Hardy and the other one was a female).
Witnesses say that Helms took off running (so did Hardy) after the cab stopped. Helms came back to the scene (I guess Hardy had to walk home or something). Jericho and Helms where arrested and booked at the Kenton County Jail for charges of alcohol intoxication in a public place – it was there that this mug shot was taken (and later obtained by TMZ.com). They were both released on $120 bond (the drunken fool fund must really
be overflowing in Kentucky).
Earlier that night, the WWE taped their popular “Smackdown” fake wrestling show in Cincinnati, Ohio at the U.S. Bank Arena – only 20 miles from where Jericho and Helms were arrested. (The alcohol impaired their judgment - and caused them to be involved in a real fight!).
Gregory
Robert Martin, 20, broke into a home on January 13th in Mercer County Pennsylvania (about 50 miles north of Pittsburgh). Martin stole knives, jewelry, an answering machine and a several other items. A neighbor recognized Martin coming out of the home and called police.
Just like all stupid criminals do – Martin screwed-up on some of the simplest details of his crime plan. First of all, he went to to burglarize in a neighborhood where other people knew him (and had his ugly mug recognized by one of them). Secondly – he stole an answering machine? But the most ridiculous thing about his crime was that he had his mommy drive him to the burglarized home.
Mommy, 50-year old Judith Martin has been ordered to stand trial on burglary charges for giving her son a ride to the crime scene. (The stupid procreate and bring forth stupid offspring).
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