by Spy Gadgets on November 24, 2009
Stupid Criminal Stories - Police Dog (Photo courtesy of Beige Alert)
The Beaumont, Texas Family Dollar store had previous problems with burglaries. Each burglary happened the same way – the culprits would hide in the store at closing time and wait until the store was all locked-up and employees all gone. The burglars would then act like kids in a candy store – stealing everything that they could get their hands on.
Monday night, two morons tried to get away with the crime again. The police report said that as employees of the Family Dollar were getting ready to close-up, they heard noises and one of the employees spotted two idiots attempting to hide in a storage area.
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by Spy Gadgets on November 23, 2009
If a little liner goes a long way, then she’s been to the moon and back.
A Little Too-Much Makeup
by Spy Gadgets on November 23, 2009
Stupid Criminals - Marijuana (Photo courtesy of warrantedarrest)
21-year-old Calvin Hoover of Salem, Oregon had a big problem (several of them actually) on his hands. First of all, someone had broken into his truck and stole his jacket and some of his cash. Then, he really got mad when he realized that in the pocket of the stolen jacket was where he put his big bag of marijuana.
The night was not going well for Hoover. He had just left the bar where he dropped a bunch of money on all the hard liquor that his stupid bloodstream could handle – then he found that his weed was gone. So he did what any totally wasted idiot would do – he called 911 to report the theft of his precious marijuana.
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