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Golf Trip (Photo courtesy of striatic)
In England, a German “tourist” that said he was on a golf holiday, showed up at customs with a golf bag and was going on and on about his golf game. When the customs official asked about his handicap, he got suspicious.
A group of people in the high-risk category for H1N1 were waiting in line for the vaccine earlier today in Reno, Nevada. All of a sudden, a crazy, hog-disease fearing individual cut in line in front of the others waiting.
The supply of the vaccine was running low at the clinic when in incident occurred. A spokeswoman from the Washoe County Health District said that a man took a swing at a woman, jumped on her and then they fell to the ground. (Person in line: “Hey – get in the back!” Line jumper: “When pigs fly you moron!”).
The fight ended when a security guard stepped in and broke up the fight. It was then that the others in line realized what the biggest side effect of the H1N1 swine thingy is – Fat lips and busted knuckles.